Not exactly Valentine's Day

 Two days before Valentine's Day I challenged my young friends to write a most romantic first line followed by the most romantic second line. I had seen this in one of the newspapers a few years ago and thought it would be fun to do.

As an example I gave them these lines:

I see your face when I'm dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming'

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you cos I was pissed.

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A few of them took up the challenge and came up with these funny lines.

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Aditya: when you broke up with me, you gave my heart a blister.

Doesn't matter, where's your sister?

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Jenny:  Won't you be my valentine, you groovy frankenstein

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Pranay -You are my love, you are my life.

But seriously, just can't be my wife!

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Ainee - I love the way you look tonight,
but isn't it too early for Halloween night?

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Priya  I love the crackle of your laughter,
How I wish hyenas didn't sound better !

Robin - Won't forget that day we got close.
.thank heavens I had a blocked nose.

Aanchal -   violets are blue and roses are red...
if you utter the 'love' word, you are dead...

Alphabetical Advice

The following piece of advice is a collaborative effort by members of the Writestuff Writers' group. 

Always be punctual

Be kind to one another

Call if you need help

Do what makes you happy

Each one teach one

Fear not, the Lord is with you

Give and you shall receive

Have healthy food and stay healthy

Instinct is something you can often rely on

Join forces as a team and you will find success

Keep the doc away by having an apple a day

Listen to your parents / elders

Meditation will calm your spirit

Never say die